23 6 / 2018
Me: I’m going to bed early tonight so I can get enough sleep and wake up early and feel refreshed.
Me at 2 am laughing at memes in bed:
(via thebootydiaries)
18 6 / 2018
me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid
other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.
(via firedrill)
14 6 / 2018
God I had a theories of human nature exam today and this image kept flashing in my head every time any one of these three were mentioned
(via stephenmovedout)
13 6 / 2018
someone: *mentions my favorite character*
me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount
(via ugly)
13 6 / 2018
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
(via firedrill)
09 6 / 2018
Class: *reading aloud*
Me: *counting the number of people until my turn and practicing the paragraph i have to read*
(Source: fuckudad, via squidyword)
01 6 / 2018
me, anywhere and anytime from 12midnight June 1st to 11:59pm June 30th:
29 5 / 2018
i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:
and i have never laughed so hard x’D
never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again
You never peeled a furby?
What the absolute fuck
(via avatrice22)
29 5 / 2018
in my experience gay people are either really good at making friends with new people or incredibly bad at it there’s no in between
(via avatrice22)
29 5 / 2018
au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye
Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?
Sirius:
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